Welwyn Garden City
04 August 2005
I defy you to find one person smiling, or even anyone who isn’t thinking “Why am I here? Why am I here? Why am I here? Please someone kill me,” over and over again, then holding their breath until they pass out.
That really is it.
It sucks the daylight out of the day and the happiness out of anyone who goes near it.
Jon Humphreys












"I do nothing and then I do something. But it's taken years of investigating idleness in all its forms to be able to achieve this. My discipline is borne out of concerted study of idleness."