Spennymoor
It’s your classic Northern, under invested, crime ridden blot on the nations under 16 pregnancy statistics.
This town is just so bad, I’d rather have my testicles deep fried whilst still attached to my body than ever have to go there again.
















"Pleasure is the beginning and the goal of a happy life. The beginning and root of every good is the pleasure of the stomach. Even wisdom and culture must be referred to this."