Spennymoor
04 August 2005
It’s your classic Northern, under invested, crime ridden blot on the nations under 16 pregnancy statistics.
This town is just so bad, I’d rather have my testicles deep fried whilst still attached to my body than ever have to go there again.












"I do nothing and then I do something. But it's taken years of investigating idleness in all its forms to be able to achieve this. My discipline is borne out of concerted study of idleness."