Rhodes
The island of Rhodes stinks of shit. The food, which comes from the same sea that Albania empties its lavatories into, is overpriced and tastes revolting. The local beer is awful. Most of the island’s architecture is half finished and covered in shit. Local flora and fauna consists of lizards and scrub coated in motor oil. Worst of all is Faliraki which nightly fills with the grunts of a thousand drunken women being roughly buttfucked by disease-addled strangers. I’d rather eat my own shit than ever visit Rhodes again … twice is enough.
Ben
"I do nothing and then I do something. But it's taken years of investigating idleness in all its forms to be able to achieve this. My discipline is borne out of concerted study of idleness."