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	<description>For those who live to loaf</description>
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		<title>FIRST AMONG INMATES</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Idler is very excited to receive Jeffrey Archer&#8217;s brand new manuscript&#8230;a novel based on his time in a minimum security prison&#8230;. As imagined by GRAHAM LINEHAN CHAPTER 1 &#8216;Brrrrrrrring&#8217; went the bell for brunch. Geoffrey Racher awoke to find himself staring into the cold dark eyes of his cellmate, Sir Peter Awnsley. Awnsely, who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONOGAMY AND THE CITY</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men drink beer and moan at one another in Matthew De Abaitua&#8217;s sparkling new column. The Washing Machine &#8220;I am stupid.&#8221; We were sitting in the George, on the corner of Wilton Way, Hackney. &#8220;I know what you mean,&#8221; said Walter. &#8220;I am becoming stupider by the hour,&#8221; I continued. Walter put his glasses aside, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gareth Hunt</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Short Story by Frank Skelton. Taken from Idler 12, December 1995 &#8220;I&#8217;ve got your father on line one,&#8221; said my secretary, Kirsty. &#8220;Thank you, my love. Will you put him through?&#8221; Kirsty had been working for me for six months. Although we occasionally enjoyed a laugh together, our relationship had never veered from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A SECOND BITE OF THE CHERRY</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A short story by STEWART HOME From Idler 26 &#8211; Paradise Julia was nineteen, Irish and blonde. She was naturally blonde but died her hair black. Julia lived at 24 Bassett Road, just off Ladbroke Grove. This was a few years ago, when individual rooms in what is now a swanky town house were being [...]]]></description>
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