Call Centre Hell

Somewhere between an office and a factory, the call centre occupies a strange area between blue and white collar work. In Bristol, it is often said that when the slave trade ended, they just built call centres instead. Soon there will be so many that they will run out of land and start building them [...]

 

Chicken Run

Many many years ago I set off to Australia as a young fresh faced gap-year student.
My parents had ‘kindly’ arranged for me to spend a couple of months working on a farm. It turned out that the main business of the farm was not sheep as I had not unreasonably supposed but chickens. Chicken [...]

 

Capital Gold

During a summer break from University about 5 years ago I worked a ten-week stint at a Jigsaw factory deflating plastic wrapped jigsaw boxes.
I had just broken up very messily with my girlfriend of the time and was penniless to boot. After enduring the scorn and derision of jobsworth temping agency staff in my home [...]

 

Bingo

The worst job I ever had was that of a fruit machine engineer. The job consisted of me driving from pub to pub in Coventry repairing amusement machines, pay phones and pool tables.
The average working day was spent in the most despicable dives; horrible urine scented community pubs situated in the middle of desperate council [...]

 

Bandage Factory

I used to have this summer job as a student in a factory that made bandages and cotton wool products. It was an old rambling victorian mill which was now half empty and was boiling hot and humid, with steam sprayers, as the cotton wool had to be kept damp.
It was also hugely dusty [...]

 

Ass Discount Store

.. was how the fruit and veg shop was known after Southport rioters had picked the appropriate letters off the shop front. In university breaks (when I wasn’t laid up in bed on unpaid sick leave for a bad back sustained moving cardboard boxes of rotten cabbage from one side of the shop floor to [...]

 

Burgess Hill

Nestled in the heart of rural Mid Sussex lies Burgess Hill.
I grew up in a nearby village and shopping trips with the family often involved a trip there, though God knows why. A few years ago, they built a snazzy new shopping centre, but failed to
even half fill it with shops for the first [...]

 
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