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		<title>Crap Towns &#124; Crap Jobs &#124; Crap Holidays</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the Crap archives. Here you&#8217;ll find a selection of our favourite crap town, crap job and crap holiday nominations. The Idler Book of Crap Holidays: 50 Tales of Holiday Hell &#8211; Published October In Crap Holidays, Dan Kieran highlights 50 of the most disastrous &#8211; and hilarious &#8211; holidays from hell&#8230;From leaky caravans [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Withernsea</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So crap even the sand on the beach left about 10 years since. Like a bad 50&#8242;s holiday to the worst seaside resort, Withernsea is where the Neandertal still has yet to become extinct. Everything is run down, its just dreadful. Why anyone would want to go on holiday there is beyond me. It&#8217;s difficult [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swindon</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s probably my own fault.. as a man with stock phrases, using &#8216;like a wet weekend in Swindon&#8217; as the last word in pejoratives for any dreary event was probably asking for trouble. But then the year before, my girlfriend had taken us to Rome for my birthday, so you could understand why I got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>School Cruise</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was at school I went on a cruise to Egypt, Israel, Turkey and Greece. For anyone thinking this was some posh school and some luxury trip let me stop you right there. This was a no frills, pack �em in, out of season torture fest. The week before we went the boat we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rhodes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The island of Rhodes stinks of shit. The food, which comes from the same sea that Albania empties its lavatories into, is overpriced and tastes revolting. The local beer is awful. Most of the island&#8217;s architecture is half finished and covered in shit. Local flora and fauna consists of lizards and scrub coated in motor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quebec</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When our daughter was about 3, my wife and I decided it would be fun to spend a week near &#8220;Parc Safari Africain&#8221;, Quebec, in a small cabin on the shores of New York State&#8217;s Lake Champlain. We live in Ottawa, so the plan was to make a comparatively inexpensive arrangement that would allow time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Powerboating in Greece</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To be honest it wasn�t a crap holiday, not to start with at least. I was thirteen when my mum, dad and I hired a powerboat and spent a fortnight gliding round the Islands off the coast of Greece. At first it was heaven. Deserted islands, cheap and delicious food, the gorgeous daughters of fellow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orlando, Florida</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Picture the pointless blight that is Las Vegas, subtract the vice, add lots of humidity, and then place the whole mess in a WalMart parking lot&#8230;and apparently what you are left with is the place where people from American crap towns vacation. I dare anyone to locate a business that is not a chain, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Newquay</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:08:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time Newquay was a sleepy fishing village that had some of the best surf spots in the country. That was then now you will find it promoted by &#8216;The Sun&#8217; as the Ibiza in the UK. Go mid summer or any bank holiday and you will find a town over run by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LLANGRANNOG (1970)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Llangrannog was (and is for all I know) a muddy field perched high up over Cardigan Bay that was used by the Welsh Youth Movement (Urdd Gobaith Cymru) for summer camps. Accommodation was provided in ex-Army bell tents and facilities were contained within WW2 era wooden huts mounted on brick columns (not dissimilar to Stalag-Luft [...]]]></description>
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