The Myway Code
THE MYWAY CODE by DAN KIERAN AND IAN VINCE
Dan is the Idler’s deputy editor and Ian is well known to our readers for his Social Scrutiny forms. Their new book is a hilarious satire on our national obsession with signs and lines and rules and chevrons — all the absurd attempts to control road users that our bureaucrats dream up.
















"All pubs are terrible places now. I mean you wouldn't have known a decent pub at your age, I shouldn't think. They didn't have fucking music. They didn't have cigarette machines. They didn't sell the chemical beer. They were for proper drinkers, not for fucking yobs, hooligans. I want to go into a pub and meet interesting people, not to look at a lot of people sitting on the floor drinking out of tins. I can't stand it. Mostly people in your age group. Ruin pubs."