Crap Holidays
50 Tales of hell on earth. Crap Holidays brings together 50 cringe-making tales of what happens when the dream holiday turns intoa nightmare – painfully funny stories of family dysfunction and fall out, inedible food and exotic illnesses, gruesome injuries and ferocious arguments, etc.
















"All my peers and contemporaries, their work ethic is utterly dictated by materialism: the amount of compromise they will make. I've seen them all, from the beginning. I was famous before all of them. I see them now, and I swear to you, they are the living dead. Their work is dead. They have no sparkle about their lives, about themselves. They're just treading water - they're not even treading water, they're treading fucking syrup. Bad syrup."